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Markito

That sex was amazing. He hypnotized me and ducked me xo hard I bled darn Papillion maybe you win ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Markito can fuck me all day long
by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
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maritodespotism

tyrannical domination of one spouse by another (often domination of a wife by a husband) in a marriage
The husband of Marie was accused of maritodespotism, which he angrily denied the accusation.
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maritor

Part of Speech: Noun
Gendered Definition: Male Spouse
Definition: A man (hombre) who is legally espoused in matrimony.
Etymology: Derived from Latin maritus, signifying husband (male spouse).
Pronunciation: /หˆmeษชrษ™tษ” r/

Significance:
It defines the specific role of a male partner within a marriage.
It emphasizes gender equality by providing an equivalent counterpart to โ€œmaritess.โ€
It identifies distinctly distinguishes between genders while respecting traditional nomenclature.
It avoids confusion with broader terms like "spouse."
It improves clarity when discussing familial relationships.
It replaces informal slang such as "hubby," offering a more formal alternative.
Singular Form: maritor
Plural Form: maritors
Example Sentences:
John introduced his maritess Mary and himself as her maritor at their nuptial reception.
After decades jointly, Tom proudly referred to himself as Jane's devoted maritor.
In legal documents, Peter was officially noted as Susanโ€™s maritor.
At family congregations, it was customary for George to introduce his sister-in-lawโ€™s maritor.
He often boasted about being the felicitous maritor on Terra.
by Dmitrio July 16, 2025
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Dirty Margittai

The act of placing a warm bacon & pulled pork sandwich from The Station UCF in Orlando across the lower back of your sex partner, doing her from behind and then giving her a donkey punch as you finish.
Saturday night, I hooked up with that freak Lizzie. We were both hungry so she had me give her a Dirty Margittai up against the kitchen counter and then we split the sandwich. It was epic, bro!
by deezle April 20, 2013
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Dirty maritonia

Female and dumb form of pikatchu
Yesterday i was playing Pokรฉmon go and i found a dirty maritonia
by Crackfuckinghead April 23, 2022
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