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macropenis

The medical condition of having an abnormally large penis.

95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.

The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)

A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.

It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.

Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis

Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
Unlike the popular belief that adult content and media instills in us, having a macropenis is not that great, neither for me nor my partner, the bigger the merrier is a myth.
by Johnwick98 August 25, 2021
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Macrophage

Macrophages Are a Type of White Blood cell Or The Immune System. They Engulf, Kill, Fight Infections And Treat Dead Cells.

They will Commonly Patrol The Blood Veins and Arteries but will Come out of the Blood Veins and Arteries if there was a wound or an Infection
The Macrophages Team up with Neutrophils to Combat an Active Infection
by AldoChillGamimg June 4, 2022
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Macrobate (v.)

To rely excessively on macros to do your work for you, often at the expense of common sense. (see also, macrobation, macrobater).
"Rudy, you really should stop macrobating; you'll go blind."
by King Mob June 10, 2004
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Macrophilia

Macrophilia appears to be an increasingly popular sexual paraphilia in which individuals derive sexual arousal from a fascination with giants and/or a sexual fantasy involving giants.
Joey thinks giants are sexy, he must have a serious case on macrophilia!
by Fetishlord March 19, 2018
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Runescape Macro User

Someone who understands that runescape is a boring game and its much more fun to have a program play the game FOR you
A runescape macro user can be anyone with khaki shirt and dark green pants
by misingnoglic June 19, 2009
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macroasshole

A disparaging term for a person who is a huge asshole every single day, in any given situation, one hundred percent of the time.
I tried my damndest to draw something positive out of that macroasshole but there was nothing I could do to elicit it since it just wasn’t in there.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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macroHard

"macroHard" is a small tech startup company that began in 1971 in Perth, Australia. The company was founded by three unknown, allegedly homosexual men, one of which was struck by lightning in a fatal recreation of Benjamin Franklin's most famous experiment. The two remaining men, low on funds for their startup, joined a carnival in 1974, in a desperate attempt to continue their project. Specializing in self-projection via cannon, they tragically collided mid-air, sprinkling the carnival in a fine red mist, thus bringing macroHard to an end.

macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.
If you've heard of Microsoft, you've probably thought of macroHard. Little did you know, it was a real tech startup in the early '70s.

"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"

"Please be quiet during the exam."
by RenderTheAlbinoBoy May 27, 2022
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