Dirty Minister

A church minister who enjoys engaging in messy assplay with dirty altar boys. They ususally like them ages 13-17. The boys are usually willing participants and enjoy exchanging cock plunging with the priest who rams them like cattle.

Also the act of sticking one's finger in one's ass and making a cross on the forehead of a sexual partner.

Me and the Dirty Minister rammed each other good last evening. Right in the back of the church. He bangs me rough.

I pulled a Dirty Minister on Debbie last week. I think it was on Ass Wednesday.

by Paul Ba. October 18, 2006

one minute minister

a minister who was ordained online under the Universal Life Church, comes from the amount of time it takes to change your life forever

Can your cousin marry me and my lesbian friend? Sure she's a one minute minister!

by (\o/) March 15, 2004

Minister of Cool

1 - A superstar; a queen of sheba.
2 - Someone who knows cool and can thus tell you how far you are from it.
3 - A sock puppet for your most favorite peep on your website. An internet name to disguise the identity of an actual person

"This really happened while conducting field research with the Minister of Cool." (I had a date with xxxxx)

by Wink Dinkerson January 20, 2006

Prime Minister

Chief minister and leader of the government in political systems based on the Westminster system.
In many systems it is a pre-requisite to nomination to demonstrate an ability to suck up, suck cock, and have a penchant for sadism

"Clean wax and polish as you dust with the Prime Minister's cabinet"

"The Prime Minister - Leaves your surfaces fresh and clean"

"Helen Clarke has the biggest balls I've ever seen on a Prime Minister"

by C McC April 6, 2009

Manistee

A victorian city located in northwest Michigan along the shore of Lake Michigan. Beautiful, pristine public beaches Most residents have lived there for generations. Friendships and family values are held in high esteem. 2 are high school 1 public, 1 private both provide fine educations. A place most people would be proud to call home

Manistee - A beautiful city located in northwest Michigan along the shore of Lake Michigan. Beautiful, pristine public beaches Most residents have lived there for generations. Friendships and family values are held in high esteem. 2 are high school 1 public, 1 private both provide fine educations. A place most people would be proud to call home

by ducky33 February 7, 2010

Maisterbait

1 - The Act of jerking off to internet shock sites.
2 - Searching the internet in order to find disgusting and vile images to show your friends that make them question your sexuality as well as why they are friends with you

"Dude, Kyle spent his whole day maisterbaiting today and then copied all the links onto my facebook."

"My mom caught me Maisterbaiting yesterday and as a result cancelled my internet subscription"

"Kyle Maisterbaits so often that he has the limited edition goatse mastercard"

by James Wag February 27, 2007

Mansteris

A guy you mess around with when you hang out with him for no apparent reasion. You do this even though you know better, it happens almost everytime you hang out. This is how someone becomes a Mansteris. These can be good things or bad things. Mansteris(s) can become very negitive people in your life and an object your friends will use to make fun of. You and your mansteris(s) activities usually take place in random places when you don't think your friends are looking.

(1)Hey Rebecca, there goes your mansteris, boR.
(2)Omg! she made out with her mansteris in the woods at his party!?

by [Letsgo4awalk] September 30, 2006