“Your well-manicured hand felt so good last night. You must be a sexually mature man.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”
“A well-manicured hand is a sign of a sexually mature man”
“You mother said my hands were well-manicured.”
by blu3emo0on March 8, 2025

“I know you’re tired bae, lemme just give you the french”
French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in
“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”
French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in
“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”
by Therealestlexgal93 December 27, 2020

by thegvr March 7, 2017

by Goldee September 30, 2007

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.
Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure
by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011

When you're on a date at Texas Roadhouse and she uses the cinnamon butter spread to give you a footjob under the table.
Yeah bro I was on a date last week and this big titty goth girl gave me a surprise cinnamon butter manicure. It was legendary!
by ArmadaFB December 13, 2024

"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013
