MANCHILD

A very highly intelligent male, who refuses to accept that he has the world at his fingertips, but fails utilise any ability,

Always needing something, even if his bank account says No
This particular breeds loves older woman, they call their significant other "woman",or "old Lady"
"Hey "woman" get on the back of my bike" Or when speaking to friends he checks with his "old lady" to see if he can have his 15th beer.
Loves to be waited on hand & foot, & will forever need his diaper changed.

Man, Child, rolled into one, waaaaaa if you dont pack my lunch, I will spend $$

No, I can't stay for coffee, I need to get home with my MANCHILD'S diaper rash ointment, don't you know this by now!!!!

The MANCHILD warmed up his dinner that his "woman" made for him & the MANCHILD made it too hot, now the "old lady" has to blow on it for him

Gotta Love the MANCHILD, helps with the "empty nest syndrome"

by Woman- with a MANCHILD November 2, 2013

Manchild

50/50 Whiskey and Apple Juice

I'd like to order a "Manchild" please.

Or

Bartender-What would you like to drink?

Customer- I'd like a "Manchild" please.

by Fatmatt November 15, 2013

manchild

A mad beast.

Will is a manchild

by Wheaties_007 December 9, 2008

Grown Ass Baby Manchild

When your an adult and you can't act your age, or, you can not for the life of you handle your alcohol.

When you see a man acting like a child and they are definitely an adult. When you see a drunk man trying to fight everyone. Then you call them a Grown Ass Baby Manchild.

by BerryBitch December 21, 2012

Manchina

The anus of an asian male whose anus has not been cleaned properly after defecation.

My manchina is sticky because I only wiped twice.

by Mr. Panda's Rim December 15, 2011

manchild

(a) Roy Munson from the movie Kingpin.
(b) A person that is a little bit bigger, a little bit tougher, and a little bit grungier than the average man.

"Roy Munson, a manchild."
"That guy is just a manchild. His arms must be bigger than my legs."

by J-dog April 25, 2005

Manchild

An small figure or troll/leprechaun/hobgoblin who has abnormally large feet and sometimes horns; usually responds to "George," "Herbert," or other similar manchildian names

Yo, my man, did you catch that whack Wayans brother as a manchild in that movie?

by KeepingItSoReal March 30, 2009