Manchester 

Shitey city up north. Full of arrogant twats, chavs, and two faced arseholes. It's extremely dull too, all they've got is a mediocre shopping centre and a football museum. You're far better off going to the vastly superior Liverpool. Despite how shit it is, Mancurians make out it's far better than Liverpool and London. The reason they hate on London and Liverpool so much is because they know how inferior it is so try to bring down their betters, just like a school bully.

Adam:Fuck London man, it's evil! Manchester is clearly the best city!
Brent: Lol you're joking right? Manchesters full of cunts like you! It's gotta be one of the crappest cities I've been too. You're only hating on London coz you know Manchesters a massive shithole!
Adam: That's not true! Manchester's better! You're just jelaous!
Brent: Yeah you keep telling yourself that lol. And anyway, if that's so true why did you move to London?
Adam: Shut up! I'm out of here!

Manchester by mrperson123 January 24, 2019

manchester 

Manchester is regarded as England's second most important city, even though the second most populous is Birmingham, Manchester surpasses it in Media, Sport and Leisure. Manchester is often used to refer to the county of Greater Manchester and some other places in the North West of England. Manchester is circled by the M60 Orbital motorway and stands on the River Irwell and near the River Mersey.

The people of Manchester are known as Mancunians. Greater Manchester contains the Ten Metropoliatin Boroughs of: Bolton, Bury, Trafford, Tameside, City of Manchester, City of Salford, Stockport, Wigan, Oldham and Rochdale. Approximately 2,800,000 people live in this Metropolitain area, It is one of four highly populated Urban Counties in the UK along with Greater London, West Yorkshire and the Birmingham/Wolverhampton/Coventry Metropolitan area.

The city is is famous for it's television programmes like Coronation Street, A Question of Sport and Stars in Their Eyes witch are mainly produced by the biggest BBC(North West)and ITV(Granada) bases outside London. It is well known for its football teams: Manchester United and Manchester City(the area has the most professional soccer teams per square mile anywhere in the world). Manchester is renowned across Europe for its shopping (Manchester contains The Trafford Centre Europe's 2nd biggest indoor mall) The only city to house two Selfridges. It also contains a Harvey Nichols, The largest Next store in the UK, The flagship Marks and Spencer Store and the UK's second biggest Topshop/Topman. along with Manchester City Centre and The Trafford Centre, other satellite towns across the county have sufficient shopping facilities like Bury and Stockport.

Manchester is known for its Music, with bands like The Happy Mondays, Oasis, Elbow, Simply Red, M People, Take That, Joy Division, New Order and The Stone Roses originating from the city. The Manchester Evening News Arena was voted International Arena of the Year beating New York's Madison Square Garden for the 2nd year in a row.

Goin town, madd forrr itt, madchester, manchester

manchester by MikeyFromBirmingham May 8, 2006

manchester 

An interesting city in England. Manchester is loacted north of London and is more towards the middle of the isle. It is said to have a really good soccer team.

Manchester is the Chicago of England...

manchester by Gervis McFelon September 21, 2005

Manchester 

A meet up with your friends from different parts of the UK where you cash out on designer goods and do an activity e.g. trampoline park, escape room, cinema.

Can't wait for Manchester, i'm buying a Louis Vuitton wallet.

Manchester by LtFrog Himself May 19, 2018

Manchester 

A city that’s always RED and never BLuE

Oh look Manchester is winning the title again

Manchester by munchqueen February 15, 2019

manchester 

City Situated in north-west england. The city centre is full of diverse cultures and friendly people. Famous for its sports teams and stadiums. The football does cause trouble thow, usuall between manchester and liverpool, (visited liverpool this year, and it was lovely. And yes, i am a manc.)

However, the city (as most, largley populated citys do) does have its ghettos. Which, is most used as the steriotype of the city, see: tameside.

"Manchester's like london, but with more trees, and rain."

"get the brolly its leathering it down"

manchester by jakejakejake October 13, 2005

Manchester 

The greatest city in the UK with the greatest football club, ever

"Manchester United won the premiership again..."

*Yawn* "Just another year gone by..."

Manchester by Dev H May 13, 2005