man

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Mel December 28, 2005

Man

n. unbeknownst slave to a woman. One who thinks he is in control of everything but really is not. Possesses intelligence inferior to that of a woman. Usually an asshole and should be trained to obey at all costs.

Her man is whipped.
She owns her man.
That man is an asshole.

by BMaria July 10, 2005

man

one who does not know how to judge a woman by the inside because all he wants is a piece of ass

I wouldnt be single if some man would look at my heart and not my ass.

by anonymous female May 13, 2005

Man

1- An unseen political force which watches and opresses everyday people.

2- Big brother, as referenced in the book "1984" by George Orwell.

It' just the man trying to hold me down!

Be Careful, the man is watching you!

by Its Deluxe Son December 3, 2003

Man

Male humans of the human species. They are characterized as hairless, skinny primates are are significantly weaker than other mammals around their size. Despite their physical weakness, humans have reached to the point of being one of Earth's Apex predators, predators with no natural predators of their own. Humans overpopulate the Earth, with a number exceeding 6.9 billion, and continues to destroy the Earth's natural resources to the point where it cannot contain life. They live in all places of the Earth where land is and have also traveled to the Earth's moon.

There are 101 male humans to 100 female humans in the world. https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html

by Poo chan November 16, 2011

man

Someone who is obsessed with women making them sandwiches.

Manfred: Make me a sandwich, woman!

Mildred: What a man...

by losersquaredthatsme June 28, 2010

man

A person with two heads.

For a man, unfortunately, the smaller and less talented of his two heads defines the course of action in the vicinity of a person with one head.

by Ki Pe September 8, 2006