Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011

Mallomar season

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'

Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"

by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010

harshing my mellow

Bringing down my good mood.

I didn't like her.. she was really harshing my mellow, man.

by Julia May 7, 2005

harsh my mellow

to be a killjoy. to ruin someone's happiness, whether they are drunk, or just really happy, with sad news or drama.

mellow, in a good mood, then someone tells you something saddening. u harshed the mellow.

"dude. your house is on fire."
"damn. you totally harsh my mellow."

by kiley hamre November 28, 2007

Malloree

Malloree is the type of girl you find attractive even when your eyes are closed. Her personality is that of no one you have ever met. So sweet, caring, thoughtful, and generous. She talks so much, but never too much for you to listen to. You always want to hear what she has to say because in the end, it isn't what she says it's how she says it. A voice so subtle, so pleasing to hear. She makes everyone smile. She's goofy and oh does she get on your nerves at times. At the end of the day you still find yourself head over heels in love with this girl. The struggle may have been real but she always seems to be in the back of your mind. She is someone you could never forget, someone that's hard to go days without, someone you want to keep and cherish for an eternity. Malloree is beautiful. You can't imagine what your life was like before she was in it. She's one of a kind. Hold on to a Malloree.

mallory love funny sweet malloree

by Jamcd March 5, 2014

MALLOWDOG

CAMP FIRE MARSHMALLOWS ON A HOT DOG BUN.

WHEN YOUR DUMB-ASS FRIEND OR BROTHER DROPS ALL THE HOT DOGS IN THE FIRE AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE BUNS AND MARSHMALLOWS. THUS LEAVES YOU WITH A MALLOWDOG.

by TEDSKI69 February 28, 2013

mallowing

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

by demarze June 1, 2016