Where you take someones pillow, pull down your underwear, and fart on the pillowcase. Giving extra care to ensure the fabric of the case touches the skin of your asshole.
My husband was being such a douchebag, I did a magestic marmot on his pillowcase and he got pinkeye.
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A public officer authorized to hear and adjudicate all cases concerning vampire transgressions at a vampire tribunal.
The Majester, while he was deciding his fate, told the vampire defendant to "back his shit down" when he attempted to interrupt him.
by Lynnpd99 February 28, 2009
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I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.
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by dameliqsaep May 14, 2021
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by Thor, the Mighty June 17, 2013
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Upon examination of Jesus Christ's beard, one would not hesitate to rate it as a Solid 20.. it is full, full enough to hold up the sins of man, a beautiful amber color, luscious like caramel. He has chosen a risque post modern classic style which suits him quite well and the majesticity is unmatched. It is regale, profound, unrivaled It is as the Doubtful Sound.
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