mailandered

to be screwed over by someone who says they love you, but all the while screwing anything that moves.

I got mailandered by John for a whole year!

by suck guppy December 21, 2008

maylanie

She is very sporty, she loves to communicate with others. She will blow up if you test her but as long as you don't test her limits she can be a cupcake. You would want a Maylanie in your life to guide you.

Person 1: lets play with her
Person 2: that's definetley Maylanie

by cupcakwrld December 16, 2018

Maylani

THE THICK QUEEN.. She’s a beautiful, kind, thick person.. Don’t fuck wit her or she will come for u and you’ll be on the ground.. Keep this girl close because she will have your back no matter what.. If your her best friend then your SUPPERR lucky because she will brighten ur day! End of story tho.. she’s thick, beautiful, and a queen, so if your with her.. treat her like a queen and I bet you’ll be her king ☺️

“Dude Maylani is beautiful and the thick queen”

by SAY IM CUTE February 20, 2019

Marlani

Marlani is a different type of girl. On the outside you might see her as someone to just stick with her friend group or to herself. But when you really get to know her she's a bomb ass friend who can make you feel good in a bad time. If your in a close relationship with a Marlani it may take sometime for you guys to get fully comfortable with each other but when you are you see her as a completely different person. She's beautiful, intelligent, kind, caring and is an overall amazing person. You can quickly realize that Marlani is no side piece she's the whole thing. And don't forget to show her a lot of attention with gifts or love notes or simple things like I love you. Weather your her friend boyfriend or girlfriend don't forget that she is one of the best things that can happen to you.

Jordan- "I don't give a shit bout what you say Marlani is the best."
Marcus- "what ever you say g."

by MonstarnotMonster February 9, 2021

Milanita

The best cousin alive right now

Milanita: Hey i hate u
Y/N: Oh

by gekomaster March 19, 2021

milanista

A milanista is a supporter of AC Milan, the best team ever. The biggest rivals of the milanisti are the interisti and the juventini.

Look, he wears an AC Milan jersey. He must be a milanista.
Oh no, you shouldn't gift this jersey to him, he's an interista, not a milanista!

by TheDroid June 17, 2021

Milani moment

To get caught in a poorly researched lie by saying something chronologically impossible. The term originated in the defamation trial of Depp v Heard when Heard's counsel held up a cosmetic kit by Milani and claimed Heard used it to cover her bruises while she was married to Depp during 2015--2016. We learnt soon after that the cosmetic kit in question first became available in 2017.

Ellen Barkin had another Milani moment in the unsealed documents where she claims Depp gave her a Quaalude in 1994. The drug was, in fact, withdrawn from the market in 1983.

by j.j. bobasho August 5, 2022