maid cafe

Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.

When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"

They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.

For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.

male version of this is butler cafe

Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?

Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!

by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010

iron maiden

An immensely popular metal band that hails from England, known for their high standard of musicianship, dramatic live performances, and off-kilter lyrical themes. The guitar duo of Adrian Smith and Dave Murray is arguably without equal when it comes to leads, solos, and harmonies. While their prime was roughly two decades ago, their 21st century albums are still first-rate efforts and easily lay all that mainstream junk to waste. Like any other band, they have their detractors, most of whom have precious little knowledge of music.

Iron Maiden are an exemplary band.

by Robert the Bruce April 14, 2005

maintenance like

You like a picture or a post on facebook made by a someone that you might want to date someday or eventually just to stay in contact with her/him. A very low effort way to make sure that your target gets notice on facebook or probably even a notice on her/his cellphone that you still follow her/his activities.

Q: That chick whose new profile picture you liked on facbook yesterday is friggin hot
A: Yeah, just gave her a maintenance like to make sure to hook up with her someday

by fotzk February 19, 2012

madita

The most wunderfull person on earth. A big heart combined with a perfect Body, a smile which kills every try to say anything against her and a cute lovely face.

If you are able to spend your freetime with her dont miss it. With some cringe moments and actions which are cute while she is doing them. If you love her with every of her specialities and she loves you its like 6 strikes in Lotto. Her in your life makes it 1000 times better.

Madita just makes every day a better day.

by Surferboy0206 August 5, 2018

fly maintenance

A very good looking person that requires a lot of attention. The same exact thing as high maintenance except you recognize this persons exceptional looks.

If Glenn required a lot of attention, which he doesn't than he would be fly maintenance.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 5, 2014

Maiden Oil

pussy juice

Son: "My finger has a cut!"
Dad: "Stick it in some Maiden Oil!"

by zugzwang3 September 4, 2010

MadTown

short term for the city Madison, WI.

Im going to Madtown this weekend.

by oh,darcy,darcy,don'tlooksosad. August 29, 2005