The term for a penalty being called for the heinous crime of tackling, or even touching, one of the NFL's golden boys. Particularly Patrick Mahomes, quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs.
Chiefs fan 1: "Did you see Mahomes get sacked?"
Chiefs fan 2: "Textbook mahomicide! Ope, there's the flag!"
Referee: "Personal foul, defense, attempted mahomicide! Automatic Chiefs win!"
Chiefs fan 2: "Textbook mahomicide! Ope, there's the flag!"
Referee: "Personal foul, defense, attempted mahomicide! Automatic Chiefs win!"
by BaklavaIsFunny January 27, 2025
Get the mahomicide mug.The act of being incredibly retarded or insanely stupid. Considered a slur towards the mentally handicapped.
“Did you see Wyatt Fowler last night? He definitely acted like that since he’s in the mahomism club!”
by Lugga12 August 24, 2025
Get the Mahomism mug.Julia Mahabir is the most amazing person ever! She’s Rishard’s girlfriend & they love each other very much. She will always be there for you when you need her. She tends to have 'blonde moments' but that's why you love her. She might be shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she is a fun, extremely funny, crazy, loving person. Julia is sweet and drop dead gorgeous!! Like BEAUTIFUL(: She is crazy about one guy, Rishard. And loves all of her friends. A Julia knows how to cheer someone up when they are sad. She knows all the right things to say. You should always go to a Julia if you need anything! She’s classy, kind hearted, intelligent but has the worst temper. Anyone who’s close with Julia knows she’s Blair Waldorf. If you have Julia Mahabir in your life, you’ll laugh and smile forever because she brings joy. Make sure you never lose a Julia Mahabir, they are a one of a kind:)
Guy 1: You saw that girl who walked in? She has to be Julia Mahabir.
Guy 2: Nah dawg. It looks like she’s with her boyfriend, Rishard so we can’t get the link with her:( I hear he does run things in Couva and nobody could talk to his gyal. But she’s so gorgeous wow
Guy 2: Nah dawg. It looks like she’s with her boyfriend, Rishard so we can’t get the link with her:( I hear he does run things in Couva and nobody could talk to his gyal. But she’s so gorgeous wow
by xoxo G.G. May 8, 2019
Get the Julia Mahabir mug.Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.
Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
by doctor gringo December 25, 2021
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