mannerschnupfen

A man who is slightly sick, although acting like he is about to die.

From the German word Männerschnupfen.

Wife! I am soo sick.
Get your shit together, you only got mannerschnupfen

by SeGerman April 3, 2016

manners

Please
Thank You
You're Welcome
Excuse Me

Manners:
May I have that, please?
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Excuse me, may I pass?

by MarigoldP October 30, 2010

Fuckin' Magnets

How do they work?!

Shaggy: Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?!

Me: Uh well you see Shaggy, positrons from one magnet are attracted to electrons from another.

by Carador October 21, 2010

Magness

When one takes a giant dump upon someones chest whilst they are asleep, then, with a hair dryer, melts the turd untill it's a liquid substance upon the sleeping victim

James: What did you do last night?
Scott: I slept over my friends house. He didn't stop snoring so i gave him a stinking magness

by scottiieee90 December 11, 2011

Magness

v. The act of taking a dump on someone's chest, then blowing it with a hairdryer until it reaches liquid consistency.

John: That girl totally took a Magness on my chest when I was sleeping!
Frank: Totally gross bro.

by Not My Pseudonym June 19, 2011

lack of manners

That shit that happens when a parent doesn't beat their child often.

Mam, your son has an extreme lack of manners

by Troll4hire October 17, 2015

Magnets

A term for a magical rock bestowed by the almighty god to piss off heretics such as Mormons. Often used by trolls to taunt the heretics, they will always be used as a relic to worship the god troll, or also known as god. For many centuries, these have kept track of earth's magnetic field which changes poles approximately every 200,000 years.

Example 1:
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.

Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.

by TheOmegaTroll June 17, 2011