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Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.
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Kirstin Maldonado is a Latina woman and known as the only female in Pentatonix. Her nickname is Kirstie Maldonado. Her voice type is mezzo-soprano. Some of her best solos are in the songs Rather Be, Daft Punk Medley, Perfume Medley, and La La Latch. She is currently engaged to Jeremy Lewis. She is very funny when she is featured on Superfruit, and very sweet to her fans during live streams.
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Get the Kirstin Maldonado mug.Hilarious. Harsh, biting sarcasm. Former host of SNL Weekend News. Norm produced the best comeback line of all time as a guest on the Late Show with Conan O'brien. See below:
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Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
by CanOfCorn June 1, 2007
Get the Norm MacDonald mug.Madden envy is something known to be an inherited trait that all women have mainly wives, girlfriends, and overprotective moms who hate madden for no dam reason. Madden envy has wide ranging traits but here go the 7 most common
7. constantly nagging you to quit playing the game so you can talk.
6. Walks by room and quickly turns around when they hear "EA Sports Its In The Game" followed by the stare of doom.
5. Similar to number 6 but this time they yell out "OH MY GOD!" In an attempt to voice frustartion
4. Trying to seduce you to have sex with them or focus your attention on them most men in a madden coma ignore whats going on and what could've happen creating more hostility.
3. The third level of anger is when they actually sit in the room and cheer against you and constantly pist you off causing you to lose the game to a madden scrub.
2. The second level of anger is when they call their friends sit in the same room you are playing and try to talk you down with their friends.
1. And the highest level of anger is when they actually make some shit up for you to do when they had no intention of you doing this.
7. constantly nagging you to quit playing the game so you can talk.
6. Walks by room and quickly turns around when they hear "EA Sports Its In The Game" followed by the stare of doom.
5. Similar to number 6 but this time they yell out "OH MY GOD!" In an attempt to voice frustartion
4. Trying to seduce you to have sex with them or focus your attention on them most men in a madden coma ignore whats going on and what could've happen creating more hostility.
3. The third level of anger is when they actually sit in the room and cheer against you and constantly pist you off causing you to lose the game to a madden scrub.
2. The second level of anger is when they call their friends sit in the same room you are playing and try to talk you down with their friends.
1. And the highest level of anger is when they actually make some shit up for you to do when they had no intention of you doing this.
Game: EA SPORTS IT'S IN THE GAME
Woman: I know thats not a mothafuckin game on when you gotta take the trash out?
Male: What trash?
Woman: The trash in the basement and all around the house!
Male: I did that all yesterday remember?
Woman: Don't you got to go to work?
Male: Hell na its saturday!
Woman:(upset) WELL CLEAN THE DAM GAGRAGE AND ATTIC AND GET OFF THAT DAM GAME!
Males friend: Dam bruh thats major madden envy
Woman: I know thats not a mothafuckin game on when you gotta take the trash out?
Male: What trash?
Woman: The trash in the basement and all around the house!
Male: I did that all yesterday remember?
Woman: Don't you got to go to work?
Male: Hell na its saturday!
Woman:(upset) WELL CLEAN THE DAM GAGRAGE AND ATTIC AND GET OFF THAT DAM GAME!
Males friend: Dam bruh thats major madden envy
by madden2010isthetruth August 11, 2009
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Those Maddowted are usually fringe right wing people or groups.
Those Maddowted are usually fringe right wing people or groups.
The John Birch Society (which in the 1960's stated that dental fluoridation was a communist plot) was recently Maddowted as a sponsor to the Republican C Pack conference.
The Maddowting of the theologically extreme C Street Family which includes several conservative lawmakers gave Americans a look into a secretive world of fringe right wing power and views.
The Maddowting of the theologically extreme C Street Family which includes several conservative lawmakers gave Americans a look into a secretive world of fringe right wing power and views.
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