mackrelled

To sexually stimulate a man with your knee. Some times performed with one knee subtally, or at others with two for better results.
Should be done gently so as not to damage the mans phallus.

'omg dude, this girl in the club like mackrelled me last night, i almost cummed in my pants'

by Jamboscout January 31, 2008

markerola

Mark is the definition of activity!

Gosh, Markerola is always acitve!

by 1374 March 16, 2021

Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.

by Bradyballs January 27, 2018

holy mackerel saphire

Exclamation meaning, "Golly"

Saying "Holy Mackerel Saphire" to anything that someone would say "golly" to.

by Bill Weiss January 12, 2008

mackerel

A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.

"That persons outfit and facial hair were Mackerel Madness"

Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.

by Max Mackerel July 12, 2005

mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina

Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

by bullet88 August 21, 2008