by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.
by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021
An instrument that divides shit.
He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.
by Solid Mantis November 26, 2020
by revinja111 May 10, 2022
TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 09, 2024
Machete welding machine is not a human being
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
161 needles feels like a injection per month since 16 as so sexual interference and infanticide and it'll even out with military ethics to be 161 blitzkrieg 161 machete attacks
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022