myphton

When you have sex with a milf but she turns out to be a dude

I met a girl at the bar but she turned out to be a myphton

by Pulsation October 8, 2021

p my p

poke my pussy

girl to boyfriend: p my p

boyfriend: oh yeaaah

by bbabyforsure March 24, 2009

mypillowization

A term used to describe the sad and steady diminishing of intellect and reasoning occurring in many Republican sectors.

Watching the mypillowization of family members is probably the hardest pill to swallow of all.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2022

Myphilis

The sketchiest, skeeviest motherfucka you will ever meet.

Yo that man who follows drunk chicks around and blazes a lot and is full of consipracy theories is mad myphilis.

by Jamrocck November 8, 2008

mypocalypse

The act of destroying your own life with either drugs, alcohol, bad behavior, getting kicked out of the house , crashing the car, committing crimes, ect... Any series of biblically devastating acts aimed at crushing your self and those around you.

What crack heads are going through

that cocain i took brought on mypocalypse

by Alabaster coutquec October 11, 2011

myp3t

The clan that is your worse nightmare and you hope never gets into your scrim

You've become "myp3t" now.........

by - LuckyDucky - June 29, 2003

myplacing it

meeting somebody on the popular website, myspace.com, and then taking them back to your home.

A: Tom gets laid all the time!
B: Of course dude, He's Myplacing it!

by Cory Mykel April 14, 2007