sit on my face

1.) A phrase used when one desires to orally please another.
2.) An assertive lover or drunken one night stand might use this phrase to be direct and to the point of wanting to eat the lucky womans pussy.

Oh baby..you are so hot, I'm dying for you to "sit on my face".

by BoxerNYC March 28, 2008

off my face

The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies.

"I don't remember what happened last night, I was completely off my face."

"She got off her face and started slapping people."

by jessie4000 June 11, 2006

Fuck me daddy until my face falls off

A term used during sex when the woman is telling the daddy to push harder

When Alex was fucking your mom, she kept saying "fuck me daddy until my face falls off" so Alex would push harder during their sex.

by DaddynamedAlex October 12, 2016

Can't feel my face

To get so high that you can't feel your face. Your face along with the rest of your body gets numb.

Yo I can't feel my face man. Im high as hell right now.

by Brandon Jordan December 9, 2008

washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

Get your finger out of my face

Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 7.

ABBY LEE MILLER: i said brooke is your mother speaking for you-
KELLY can i speak to the managar HYLAND: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE
kids: 🤧😧😰😱
Jill: 👁👄👁
Christi: 🤭
Mellisa: 🏃 ♂️💨💨💨

by getyourfingeroutofmyface June 1, 2021

Off my face

When you get really drunk!

Yesterday night I was off my face at the bar!

by plinio_desce December 16, 2008