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calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.
Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses
by morgangills November 19, 2004
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Bane of my Existence

this basically means that the two people are in love with eachother
Anthony: You are the bane of my existence.
Kate: Should we kiss?
by laughingcryingcatemoji April 21, 2022
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my execution will be televised

It means some one who is going to get executed want to get it on TV
“My execution will be televised Because I want I want to see it”
by Callum Martin April 14, 2021
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My execution will be televised

It means someone who is going to get executed wanted to be on TV
“ my execution will be televised because I want everyone to see it “
by Callum Martin April 14, 2021
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the bane of my existence

when something is the the center of your life, or the thing you strive for the most in life.
that adorable pair of shoes at the mall are the bane of my existence.
by morganosaur March 24, 2012
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that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.
yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy
by Marty5 April 7, 2013
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