mp

A part of the ever-popular "text language" to say that you pronounced a word in your head. "mind pronounced" or "mind pronounce."

Miguel: I ate my cereal w/o milk this morning

LaBrandon: you mean "melk"

Miguel: you always make fun of my pronounciation. i mp'd it "melk" though

LaBrandon: What?

Miguel: Mind pronounced it

by LaBrandon May 22, 2009

mp

magic power the amount offen use with hp

i dont have enough mp to cast that spell

by k.la petterson February 27, 2005

MPS

Stands for "Memes Per Second".
This refers to how many memes may be uploaded to a server or holder per second.

Billy was banned from the server because he exceeded the MPS limit.

by BiL Ka April 05, 2017

mps

Verb. To goof up. To make a complete fool of one's self.

Noun. An idiot or a goof. One who partakes in stupid acts.

Matt: So I was trying to catch the ball when I mpsed and ran into a concrete pole.

Nicholas: Wow. What a total MPS!

by Important man February 10, 2003

MP

Acronym for Member of Parliament. In the UK,MPs are white middle class people who wear glasses and have thinning grey hair. Most MPs own several homes paid for buy the people who voted them into power. MPs in the UK, were once in charge of voting on issues of public policy but have given these powers to the French and the Germans in the form of an organisation known as the EU.

MPs have become famous for asking the public to pay for essential items for their homes such as bath plugs, cat food and the cleaning of moats. Some female MPs most notably Jaqui Smith enjoy watching pornography with their ugly middle class husbands.

An MP has resigned for claiming his homosexual tendencies on expenses. This will force a bi-election.

by UKIPsno1 June 16, 2009

MPS

MPS(Mud Puddle Submarine)- While dipping on Copenhagen, you spit on the girls ass hole making a small puddle and then stick your dick in her ass, as if a submarine was submerging underwater.

"Last night I MPS this random snaggle cause she didn't have KY"

by stevenson bitches dot com September 11, 2007

MP

Used by Pagan people as a greeting on the 'net.
It means "merry part"...

Me: It's getting late, I think I'm going to go.
You: Ok, talk to you later.
Me: mp
You: mp :)

by Ette July 11, 2003