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sandpaper moments

This is a special kit consisiting of various grades of sandpaper, and it is used to aid male masturbation. The sandpaper is wrapped around the shaft of the penis, and helps to eliminate the users hand from slipping off (especially useful at the point of climax).
Generally there are two types of kits that can be purchased, the standard, and deluxe.
These kits and techniques are common practise in certain areas of Hollywood, Birmingham.
"Shit man I knocked out a sandpaper moments this morning, that shit really fuckin ripped me up"
by A G S December 14, 2007
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Momento tico

Sirve para expresar tristeza o decepción.
Martín: mi novia me dejó por mi mejor amigo, momento tico
by fransina y lusia July 1, 2020
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Momento Movistar

When you are online and Movistar decides to be shitty and your internet doesn't work.
Valeria is having a momento movistar; her internet stopped working.
by FC2711 October 19, 2020
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Prime Moments Giuseppe

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.
Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant
by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021
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Gustav momento

"Gustav momento" is a describtion used to describe the mentally ill. It can also be used to describe someone who's abnormally loud around others, particually in school.

It's a word associated with the stereotype of loud and obnoxious people.
Person 1: *SCREAMS.*
Person 2: "Jenny stop that, you're being annoying and very stewpid."
Person 3: "Yeah that's a real Gustav momento."
by Guesswhoisyourmother123 February 22, 2022
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El_Bruh_Momento

Girl 1: OMFG ITS FUCKING El_Bruh_Momento HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY OF HAPINESS
Girl 2: LET MESUCK YOUR BIG THROBBING COCK El_Bruh_Momento
by El_Bruh_Momento September 29, 2020
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emo momento

Derived from the saying : uno momento. Emo momento is basically an emo moment. Its anytime you say or do anything that makes you seem like an emo kid, but its only temporary.
Kid 1: this song is depressing. The lyrics touch my soul at the deepest depths and make me want to bleed black.

Kid 2: wow dude. I think you just had an emo momento.
by Violet Jade July 12, 2010
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