noun.
The momentary lapse of self-awareness one experiences after prolonged mobile device usage suddenly leads to a blunt snap back into reality. Symptoms include, but are not limited to deterioration of short-term memory, sense of direction, motor functions, speech, and courtesy. Mobile Dementia, or Mobile Mania as it is known in many public transit systems, can last as little as a few seconds or as much as a full minute while the inflicted try to figure out where the fuck they were going, how to fucking get there, and who the fuck they think they are.
The momentary lapse of self-awareness one experiences after prolonged mobile device usage suddenly leads to a blunt snap back into reality. Symptoms include, but are not limited to deterioration of short-term memory, sense of direction, motor functions, speech, and courtesy. Mobile Dementia, or Mobile Mania as it is known in many public transit systems, can last as little as a few seconds or as much as a full minute while the inflicted try to figure out where the fuck they were going, how to fucking get there, and who the fuck they think they are.
That guy in the suit was frantically typing away on his blackberry until we reached the end of the line. When the train doors opened he was struck by Mobile Dementia and started looking around like he wasn't sure he was suppose to be on a train in the first place. Instead of stepping aside to let the rest of us off, he spun around in circles and slowly made his way to the stairs. He made it all the way to the top when the mobile dementia wore off and he realized he had missed his stop and needed to go back.
by Pop Culture Guru March 4, 2010
Get the Mobile Dementiamug. A general term coined by Sunrise that describe (at least somewhat) humanoid giant robots (mecha) that are 10-20 meters tall and usually manned by people of both genders aged from teens to mid-twenties. Pronounced 'Mo-bil-le suits'.
Mobile suits (MS for short) are produced and destroyed at a extremely high rate (with the exception of unique units). This is very unfortunate for pilots, since 90% of MS are not equipped with eject pods, leaving most to die in a big, purple explosion.
Non mass production MS are upgraded regularly for no reason whatsoever. This allows them to obtain, most commonly: flight, giant energy cannons, and energy shields as time passes.
Common MS include Arm Slaves, Knightmare Frames, Gundams, Zakus, Variable Fighters, LFOs and Evangelions.
Mobile suits (MS for short) are produced and destroyed at a extremely high rate (with the exception of unique units). This is very unfortunate for pilots, since 90% of MS are not equipped with eject pods, leaving most to die in a big, purple explosion.
Non mass production MS are upgraded regularly for no reason whatsoever. This allows them to obtain, most commonly: flight, giant energy cannons, and energy shields as time passes.
Common MS include Arm Slaves, Knightmare Frames, Gundams, Zakus, Variable Fighters, LFOs and Evangelions.
"Sir! We saw someone sneak into the hangar! It looked like a young m-"
"Holy crap! There are mobile suits in there!"
*Explosion*
*At the Mobile Suit Research Institute*
"We're being attacked by a massive mobile suit force!"
"Those fools! Launch the special unit!"
*Mobile Suit Attack Force*
"What is this place? Hey! There's a sign over there!"
"Everybody run! Its the mobile suit research centre!"
*Special unit shows up and destroys the raiders in one attack*
"Holy crap! There are mobile suits in there!"
*Explosion*
*At the Mobile Suit Research Institute*
"We're being attacked by a massive mobile suit force!"
"Those fools! Launch the special unit!"
*Mobile Suit Attack Force*
"What is this place? Hey! There's a sign over there!"
"Everybody run! Its the mobile suit research centre!"
*Special unit shows up and destroys the raiders in one attack*
by Spastications February 22, 2009
Get the mobile suitmug. Used to describe a T-90 Russian tank that has been either NLAW'ed or Javelin'ed to a crisp, leaving only a black burned out shell.
by Unclecrazy April 6, 2022
Get the Nigger mobilemug. Any person who is in the process of moving above their current social or economic status (i.e. from lower to middle class).
A hustler that constantly seeks to improve their social or economic standing
A hustler that constantly seeks to improve their social or economic standing
He's going to college and works full time. Hes the kind of upwardly mobile man that will go far in life.
by apledger June 21, 2009
Get the upwardly mobilemug. by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
Get the Going mobilemug. A guy who stands on the corner specifically of a city street and sells counterfeit watches and other "goods" from the inside of his trench coat.
You've seen them before I doubt you need an example a guy that sells ill gotten merchandise on a corner from the sleeves and other areas of his trench coat is a mobile kiosk
by jamsmitty December 26, 2008
Get the Mobile Kioskmug. Person 1:"wanna go home and play Fortnite mobile?"
Person 2:"if fortnite mobile means anal sex then yes!"
Person 1: "bruh"
Person 2:"if fortnite mobile means anal sex then yes!"
Person 1: "bruh"
by BurgerKingBruhMoment December 11, 2021
Get the Fortnite Mobilemug.