martellenator

missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air.

OMG. you just did the martellenator on her. FTW

by OMGCODA December 31, 2010

martene

Martene is known for her virtue and beauty. She excels in the arts and music. She is loyal and kind hearted. She puts God first in her life and is ever improving herself and the world around her. She adds great value to the lives of all who know her. Her love for life is contagious!

Martene, you make the world sparkle with your radiant heart and loving spirit.

by Lightbeam March 3, 2017

martelli

Martelli- The last name of an amazing person with the heart of Gold. Normally they have a temper but they can learn to control it . Martelli is the last name of an Italian Boy or Girl who definitely had good looks. Also in Latin it means hammer.

Isabella MARTELLI is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet.

by Izzybmart August 29, 2017

Morteludusexual

A person who is morteludusexual feels attracted to videogames which have an absent community and were abandoned by it's developers.

Morteludusexual comes from the Latin words for "death" and "game".

Mortem (Latin) - Death (English)
Ludus (Latin) - Game (English)

"You still play Brain/Out? "

"What are you? Some sort of morteludusexual?"

by Jebbnohomo May 9, 2020

The Marteen Principle

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"

Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"

by eduardo628 January 1, 2012

Post Mortem

A calming 14-minute video that can help someone think about one's life, make someone sleep, be used as a lullaby, and potential music sample. A universal cureall to our dire needs.

Person 1: Yo bro, can you give me some music to help sleep into
Person 2: Yeah bro, try listening to Post Mortem
Person 1: Will it work?
Person 2: Definitely
Person 1: Send link then
Person 2: I can only give you this, it's all up to you to find it, 2A_bWVaKJrI
Person 1: Thanks bro I'll try my best

Emico can't wait to give the sound team another Post Mortem to help them calm down

by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020

Jaeden Martell

literally the most attractive person to live on this planet. he has mad talent and is basically amazing in everything he does. he voice just soothes the soul.

friend: who’s the boy that plays jacob barber in defending jacob?
me: you haven’t heard of him? he is jaeden martell. isn’t he handsome?

by jaedenlover:) May 10, 2021