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Instrumentum Mortaria

samoerai in there own shit.
www.linux-robotics.org trying to get the hacking theater up again. A kind of flying dutchman.
by theo November 12, 2003
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prims-and-mortar

Used to denote store built in the Second Life grid, as opposed to selling goods through a site like SLexchange or OnRez.
I make a sale on SLX now and then, but I get most of my sales from my prims-and-mortar store.
by Seth Mandelbrot April 16, 2008
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Mortar

Verb. Act of payback or retribution involving the hunting down of a rapist. A group of guys abduct the attacker and take him to an undisclosed location. They cut his penis off and force it up his rectum by manual or mechanical means such as a broomstick. Upon insertion each guy takes turns "breach loading" him, i.e; kicking him in the ass several times. See: Breaching or 105ing. (One Oh-fiving)
Jenn got raped by this guy in her algebra class and her boyfriend had found out. He and the posse apprehended the attacker after school then proceeded to MORTAR his ass in the schoolyard.
by Howitzer Unit August 3, 2004
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Brick And Mortar

A toilet prank in which someone craps on the rim of a toilet and then shuts the lid so that when the crap dries the lid and rim become stuck, creating the "brick and mortar effect". This prank is designated by the vertical clap of the hands, and is usually accompanied by an upper deck.
At wrestling camp, all the freshmen were pissing me off so I broke into their room and brick and mortared their toilet. They couldn't get it unstuck so they made Carlino clean up the whole thing and he started crying. What a bitch.
by OpN July 27, 2007
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Mortard

Tommy is such a mortard!
by Kiko December 17, 2003
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martardi

1) Getting retardedly drunk from the consumption of martinis.

2) Arriving late to a martini party.
1) On New Years, Matt got really martardi at the bar.

2) The party starts at 9pm, don't be martardi!
by Mallred February 28, 2011
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mortar team

When multiple soldiers get diarrhoea at the same time
"did you have the gammon from the mess" "no I knew some people that had it in they turned into a mortar team"
by shrekcccc December 18, 2017
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