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stood up his gf alli to go smoke pot.
drives mom crazy and she wants him to go to collage but refuses to pay so he has to work at wally world. too retarded to get into even trident tech anyways.

beats up little siblings.

total ass.

car looks like crap and has condoms on the floor, and one purple thong... in his size!

really ugly.
boy 1: hey mickey, i heard u smoke pot!

mickey: yeah man.

boy 1: DID U LEARN HOW IN SUMMER SCHOOL??

mickey: no, from fat patrick, the EG's, and all the niglets in summer school!
hard rockin girl usually obsessed with rock bands and drinking
heavily.
mickey brings a keg if you invite her to a party
but dont play pussy ass music or you'll get a face full of fist
mickey by crazy wang June 3, 2007
Airhead, hot-head, big-talker, not a big spender, pwned, uneducated individual.
Mickey by Demario April 4, 2008
To walk around topless with your pants pulled up right under your boobs.
When my girlfriend does a Mickey, she looks like Urkel but with awesome boobs
Mickey by Rita Leeds May 8, 2014
A mouse on Disney that looks into the eyes of all the children in the world to hypnotize them. After this, he convinces the children to let him rape them... On second thought don't let your children read this parents... PLEASE
Mickey: "Ha ha, hey kids it's me Mickey Mouse "

Donald: " hey Mickey, when are we gonna rape them!
Mickey by ErMerGerd6666 October 5, 2016
1)a girl that is always dirty and has zits all over hert face,and cuts all her shirts so that her bra falls out when she leans over.2)a nick name for a sloppy pig
that girl is soo disgusting and mickey!!!
Mickey by Ivy rox ur sox June 17, 2008