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mexican

Well mexicans born and raised in Mexico are very nice and kind. They make you laugh. They are so nice and the little children are so cute. AAWWW I Love little children. Well anyways All the mexicans i know are cool. I dont know many but the ones i do know r cool. Especially my mexican activist partner in crime. We r allies....lmao
Rednecks need to stop hatin on mexicans.
by LaBoricuaDePielMorena July 20, 2008
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Mexicanism

Is a highly contagious disease, those who suffer from it will eventually become Mexican. The symptoms include a browning or tanning of the skin, attempts at speaking Spanish, growing a mustache, delusions of being President of Mexico, and/or throwing up at hearing anything that is not Latin music.
Since Keith started dating a Mexican he began suffering from Mexicanism. Because of the disease he attempts to speak Spanish, stands out in the sun for prolonged periods of time, and listens to Latin Music on his Zune.
by LaChicaCelestial May 29, 2009
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Mexicans

literal GODS

the HIGHEST form of being
Jessiga: omg why does karl look so godly
Craig: hes Mexican obviously
Jessiga: omg how did i not notice that he was one of the godly Mexicans
by honorary Mexican April 5, 2022
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mexican

1.someone who is from Mexico
2.What some ignorant ppl call all hispanics cause they think we r all mexican but the hispanic race consists of the ppl from the countries or descedants of the countries of Spain, Puerto Rico,Dominican Republic,Cuba,Belize,El Salvador,Honduras,Guatemala,Costa Rica,Panama,Nicaragua,Colombia,Venezuela,Mexico,Chile,Brazil,Paraguay,Uruguay,Arrgentina,Peru,Ecuador,and Bolivia.
Ex.1)Jose was born in Mexico so he is Mexican
Ex.2)Maria was born in Bolivia so the guy who called her Mexican cause sheis hispanic is ignorant.
by me who else August 15, 2005
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mexican

people that is discriminated against due to stereotypes created because of people going to the U.S. ilegally and supposedly "take their job opportunities"
1.
-look at that guy that works cleaning the house!
-Oh he must be mexican
2.
-look at that woman working as a waitress
-she´s mexican for sure

UGH! stupid stereotypes
by UGHA BE! ARE!!! May 21, 2006
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Mexican

A Mexican man walks into a bar.

Please note that he's the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.

Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...

"Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"

Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...

"Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"

"When I grew up, I was brown!"

"When I am sick, I'm brown!"

"When I'm in the sun, I'm brown!"

"When I'm in the cold, I'm brown!"

"And when I die, I'll still be brown!"

"But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"

"When you grew up, you were white!"

"When you're sick, you turn yellow or even green!"

"When you're in the sun, you turn red!"

"When you're in the cold, you turn blue!"

"And when you die, you'll turn purple!"

"And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored man!?" Ha ha!"
Pass it on...

(Note that I'm not racist. I'm Mexican myself. I just found this joke in some latino guy's myspace page and so since I thought it was pretty funny, I decided to translate it to English and post it here.)

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Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 30, 2006
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mexicaned

To have a job stolen from you.
Tom: You know that job I was going for?
Suzy: Yeah, why?
Tom: Some fucking mexican took stole it from me because he was willing to get payed 10 cents a day!
Suzy: Nigga, you just got mexicaned!
Tom: God dammit!
by Bobbylololololoolol November 17, 2007
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