Meiling

Delicate and exquisite, Meiling is a lovely women with deep compassion for others. She is kind, helpful and a good listener. She is highly regarded for her sympathy and good advice. Meiling's have a affinity for cats. She is a great cook and likes to feed people large homemade meals.

I have a problem, I wish Meiling was here!

by Worldly Word Wizard February 4, 2010

milf

A hot ass mom you wanna smash and kill all night long.
M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

"Dayum! yo Johnny yo mom is a straight up MILF! I wanna hit that!"

by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007

milf dud

An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.

"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"

by jenno28 January 2, 2009

Meilan

Thinks she is ugly and compares herself to others but is beautiful. Can be sweet but also spicy. Can be emotional in many ways,anger,sadness,exited,EXT. Can be really funny but sometimes it just akward. Loves music and art. Extremely shy. Open about there feelings. Not willing to trust anyone. Can play to much. Loves to collect things. Has a feeling people talk about him/her

Your acting so meilan

by Lit queen 4life May 16, 2018

Milf Tits

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.

Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!

by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009

milfatorium

A social scene filled with MILFs

The Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood, Los Angeles is a milfatorium.

by forkalsrud June 2, 2007

milfadelic

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.

1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::

by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010