milf dud

An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.
"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"
by jenno28 August 13, 2007
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