When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.

Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.

by iimcrimson May 5, 2025

mr. meeseeks

Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid character from the show Rick & Morty that poofs into existence upon pressing the button on the Meeseeks Box. Meeseeks are not born fumbling for meaning. They are created to serve a singular purpose to which they will go to any lengths to fulfill. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.

Mr. Meeseeks #1: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!

by King Mc G June 18, 2014

have the meats

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.

“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022

Any meats a treat

The female equivalent of "any hole is a goal".

Female 1: "Ew, don't have sex with that guy, he doesn't even have a job!!

Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"

by Genitahlia November 29, 2019

Uber Meats

Just like uber eats, but dropping dick off instead. In order to work as uber-meats driver, you need a dodge challenger or such.

Uber Meats is here, did you order extra sausage?
Uber Meats. Delivering dick on da daily

by lostinthefire April 21, 2020

Meatstick Meringue

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge

The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009

mees

Noun: Plural form of the objective personal pronoun 'me' that refers to the different versions, identities, features or parts of the speaker.

(Azra staring into me like staring into a fish tank)
Adil: Do you hate my contradicting mees?

by AdilShah August 26, 2022