Meathead

Meathead; Noun: Used to describe males who spend most of their free time at the gym. Meatheads are easily identified by their tendency to wear cut-off tee shirts, tank tops and tight sweatshirts. They frequently have overdeveloped chest and bicep muscles.
Sam: “Dude I couldn’t even squat last night at the gym.”
Buck: “Why not?”
Sam: “Cuz there was like 50 Meatheads there using all the squat racks to do bicep curls!”
Buck: “Dang that’s OD bro.”
by cortez7 October 13, 2016
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A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.
Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."
by TW December 20, 2004
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usually a overly large muscular soldier, normally infantry but can apply to special ops
that bar is where all the meatheads hang out
by Carathee December 12, 2004
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1) n. Young males who go berzerk in the mosh pit and who's favorite part of a song is the mosh riff.
2) adj. Music geared towards Meatheads, with little musical complexity or innovation, such as Hatebreed or Terror.
1) I had no idea Pennywise fans were such meatheads but they all started moshing five minutes before the band was even onstage!
2) I love Terror mostly for the overabundance of Meathead riffs.
by Wardog July 11, 2008
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Someone who has a log for a neck. Cant see their neck as it is so meaty, blends into their shoulders.
Look at dan, that meathead!
by Andrew Lingford June 06, 2005
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A person, usually male, who made the wrong life choice, wife choice, career choice, for the usual wrong reasons: prestige, pay, perceived power, poltroonery. A person with no clue, who cannot acknowledge this, even (especially) to himself.
"95% of all practicing planners are meatheads." Prof William Nash.

Everyone is a meathead off his own reservation.
by BRL March 20, 2007
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super muscular puertorican baseball players who often arent aware of how great their bodies are. People often make fun of them because of how amazing they are. there bodies are in peak physical condition, also a guido

synonym: i want u to put that shirtless pic up
steve ur such a meathead, i wish my body was that nice
by sgpuerto October 05, 2010
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