Patti Mayonaise

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.

Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016

mayonaise tits

tits, covered in a huge pile of cum. usually very drippy, and salty.

Eugene pulled out of Kamaya and gave her some mayonaise tits.

by korianaa c January 31, 2009

thigh mayonaise

after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.

cum, sperm, jism, spunk. i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg.

by JAMES BRADY October 29, 2007

to travel on mayonaise

1. to say something that is out of context.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.

1. "This guy tripped on mayonaise, we are talking about astronomy and his unhappy comments around sports didn't help us."
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"

by Sergio Cristofoletti August 19, 2006

Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

by longboarder870 May 4, 2009

Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"

Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."

by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009

mayonaise pistol

Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.

Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.

by Chaffee March 23, 2008