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Masculine Wiles

male-oriented seductive moves that are typically used to attract a female. Usually it's a combination of but not limited to:

1. The most stereotypical ones are flexing a muscle, puffing a chest, deepening your voice, smooth-talking your way into a girl’s pants.
Then there are others like
2. purposely towering over a girl to seem like an alpha or staring a girl down in a dominant way to stir something primal in her
3. doing traditional masculine tasks to show off physique
4. wearing plain shirts or pants that are too tight in all the right places
5. doing something that shows the skillfulness of your big strong hands
6. putting your arm around a girl
7. lifting a girl up to show off upper body strength
8. putting your hand on the small of her back
9. walking in a commanding, authoritative way (or with swagger) that calls attention to your presence
10. smiling at her in a sly and knowing way
11. making suggestive jokes to remind girls to view you in a sexual way
12. acting so incredibly gentlemanly that a girl feels comfortable and safe enough to be emotionally and potentially physically naked in front of you
13. pulling up his shirt to show off abs if he's muscular
"After getting all sweaty from a basketball game, this cute shirtless guy smiled at me. I couldn't take my eyes off his muscles and that's just what he wanted. Damn those masculine wiles!"

"He offered to carry my bag and I let him because I couldn't resist his masculine wiles."

"John was such a caveman last night. When he realized I was just as horny as he was, he lifted me up and carried me to the bedroom. I was putty in his hands. Don't you just love masculine wiles!"
by You'reWelcomeAmerica March 7, 2014
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Toxic Masculinity

Originally referred to men who were toxic and used their biological superiority to advantage in everything. Now the term is overused by cringy "woke" community and modern feminists, as a weapon, to fight anything rational/logical or to fight hurtful truth said about certain types of women etc etc. It's basically a bunch of nonsense now. Toxic masculinity now refers to any kind of masculinity. It's hate speech against men and an attempt to convert real men into.. something in the middle or just soft male feminists. Don't be fooled, pay attention when somebody blames toxic masculinity for something and if it's really toxic or if it's just.. the nature of men since the beginning of earth.
Old meaning: This dude had to slap everybody in the room just to prove a point. UGH that's that toxic masculinity!

New meaning: Wow, he don't like wearing dresses... toxic masculinity makes everybody think a man wearing a dress is something to be ashamed of. We need to cancel him. *lonely fangirls in comments* period! queen! Oh my oh my god she's so woke and beautiful!
by MaleListener September 19, 2022
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Masculine Mayonnaise

An exquisite spread churned out by a man who's been satisfied.
Hey bro!!! Have you been to the deli recently? I think the server put masculine mayonnaise in my sandwich! What a dick!
by Therealguy23 December 19, 2021
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Toxic Masculinity

A plan devised by women to get men to be simps
The picture of my booty on Instagram is about body positivity and your Toxic Masculinity is making you jealous.
by White Knights Unite November 18, 2020
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Toxic masculinity

A bullshit term made by some nutty feminists who want to attack men.
Person1: I took my son fishing today, He will grow up to be a strong man!
Feminist: OMG TOXIC MASCULINITY!!!! HOW DARE YOU TEACH HIM THESE EVIL PATRIACRCY TRAITS!!!!

Person1: You're calling me toxic and your shouting at me for no reason, lol ok.

Feminist: YOUR MANSPLAINING!!!! YOU MISOGONIST EVIL M*N!!!!!
by ke1 December 12, 2021
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masculine insecurity

The moment in every man's life when he questions the size of his schlong. Usually masculine insecurity occurs from anywhere to 3 minutes to a week. But it always goes away (hopefully). Masculine insecurity can be applied to other things as well, but we just mainly refer to those worries as "metro sexually challenged."
Tim: So it all started when I saw Johnny in the locker room holding a stick. Well it turned out it wasn't a stick.
Dave: Then what happened?
Tim: Then masculine insecurity hit me for a good 40 minutes.
by mosarman January 15, 2009
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Mascular

A form of size that involves not only being overly masculine but showing an increased muscle size with an overlying layer of pudgy adipose tissue.
When I was a kid I was mascular, the girls loved it!
by Stevil4321 November 15, 2012
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