mascropinate

It has the same meaning as masturbate, but used for in code because it’s awkward to was you jacked off in public.

“He tends to… well… I don’t wanna say it but…. He tends to mascropinate…

by Kermitthefrog55 January 9, 2023

Flamboyant Masculinity

A cultural movement in which men use over-the-top fashion to express themselves. Through makeup, jewelry, and boob-windows, they enhance their masculinity.

Did you know that "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" is Japanese for "Flamboyant Masculinity"?

by SheerNonsense February 15, 2021

Mascotting

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots

I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)

by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

maschat

Its like chat sex, you or the other person have to masturbate and you or the other person have to control it saying slower or faster.

Exemple of maschatting :
Uhhh bby fasterrr
Slower boo pls (:

by maschatting July 15, 2019

Maschmann

Someone who goes nude swimming next to his former students.

Hey did you see Maschmann take off his pants.
Yes my eyes burnt to a crisp.

by Nogger with PP August 19, 2021

mascary

when a person wears a scary amount of mascara

Although Melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spiderlegs

by Caroline February 13, 2005

mascara wand

basically just talking about your man’s 🍆

“my mascara has a small wand…”
“my mascara wand is HUGE”

by mynamestopherand February 1, 2023