a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous
by Lousy August 29, 2003
the act of shaking a bottle of Martini Prosecco, putting the nozzle up a girls foofe and removing, causing it to fizz out of her downstairs
lewis hamilton loves to give a girl a nasty martini after winning the grand prix
"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"
"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"
by neonteddy July 01, 2012
If you've ever been to barstow, CA, odds are you've hit that ol Barstow martini and spent two weeks trying to sleep.
by Uncle homer June 29, 2020
Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.
Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee
(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee
(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
by Kronen V May 07, 2010
Customer: Is that a McSweeney Martini?
Bartender: No, it's a warm glass of milk.
Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.
Bartender: No, it's a warm glass of milk.
Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.
by NickelSlot August 01, 2010
by Johnson0850 February 06, 2016
So there i was at Tasha's house anxiously waiting on my fellatio martini, but she never sucked me off.
by Praveezy February 15, 2010