Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)

Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."

by J-Breeze August 12, 2006

Rebeca Martinez

A Queen

Rebeca Martinez is a Queen

by Remilio April 19, 2018

Deson Martinez

Henry Millers Husband

"My name is Henry Miller, and my husband is Deson Martinez."

by Svartsjuk January 28, 2021

Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

jesus martinez

Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.

Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.

by fat triel November 26, 2015

April 28: Melanie Martinez day

On this day it's Melanie Martinez birthday and thats why we should devote this day to her

It's april 28: Melanie Martinez day

by Space_Giraffe April 28, 2020

Brandon Martinez

Best boyfriend ever, amazing and super good looking.

I love Brandon Martinez

by dfhgfhgdsdf March 19, 2019