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Arcenio Martinez

by Coffee Guru April 24, 2020
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ANDREW MARTINEZ

Andrew is the sexiest guy in school, is the one that aught Micheal JORDAN HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL, AND CAN GET ANY GIRL IN THE SCHOOL.
by ew boy September 4, 2019
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Emilio Martinez

Is one of the Martinez Twins.

He is the older one of them both. He has a brother called Ivan. Once, his brother told him that he was losing talent so he drove six hours away to wrap his brother's car pink like a Barbie car. He can be very funny but, adorable at the same time. If you ever see him text in a group chat on Instagram, you'll probably miss it. Surprisingly, he has more followers on Instagram than Ivan. Like how is that possible there twins?

"Emilio just made me pregnant."
"He is such a cute lil' bean!"

If you ever find out who wrote this, I'm on instagram :)
Emilio Martinez is so cute!
Emilio Martinez is my dad.
by TREE GANG :) July 13, 2019
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Melanie Martinez

Melanie Adele Martinez is an American singer and songwriter. Born in Astoria, Queens, and raised in Baldwin, New York, she subsequently rose to prominence in 2012 after appearing on the American television vocal talent show The Voice. Following the show, she released her debut single titled. Here are some of of her songs.
"Cry Baby:
Cry Baby
Dollhouse
Sippy Cup
Carousel
Alphabet Boy
Soap
Training Wheels
Pity Party
Tag, You're It
Milk And Cookies
Pacify Her
Mrs. Potato Head
Mad Hatter
"K-12"
Wheels On The Bus
Class Fight
The Principal
Show & Tell
Nurse's Office
Drama Club
Strawberry Shortcake
Lunchbox Friends
Orange Juice
Detention
Teacher's Pet
Highschool Sweethearts
Recess

Single: Piggyback
Wow! Melanie Martinez made a comeback. Billie Eilish who??
by Lunchbox Friends September 9, 2019
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melanie martinez

as ariana grande stated “melanie martinez is a woman”
by aestheticheadache July 12, 2019
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Sticky Martinez

When a girl beats you off with two hands, because your cock is just that fucking huge.
Miguels didn't really know what he was doing the first time he masturbated, so he gave himself a Sticky Martinez
by person567 December 20, 2008
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Melanie Martinez

The CEO of faking illnesses to get out of school
Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there

Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"
by i'd rather sleep than be awake December 5, 2022
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