Concussive Maintenance

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

by Bytemeister July 25, 2011

Misintent

Misintent is a bad or wrong intention.
The earliest use of this word comes from 1980's, found in Home & Auto.

Person A: I thought I was helping my friend to fight the addiction by giving him some anti-depressants and not giving a proper understanding of how it might lead you to the worst situation possible.
Person B: Well, at that time, you were unable to realize that, it was just a stupid misintent.

by moozymathers July 8, 2017

maintenance tech

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.

Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.

by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022

malcontent

Someone who is not content. Usually applied to someone who has either lost or is not happy with their lot. Malcontents tend to bitch and moan a lot about their current situation.

That loser is a total malcontent.

by DeadMan January 20, 2004

maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

by 231night crew August 18, 2009

Maintenance Beers

Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.

"Hey Pete, why are you drinking, it's 8:30 in the morning"
Answer: "Maintenance beers Bro."

by Major Awesome April 2, 2010

cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.

jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !

by Jack de wack June 26, 2008