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Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.
“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”
by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023
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Malding pemis

The crust that forms when you're not hygienic.
Guy 1: Yo check out my MALDING PEMIS!
Dude 2: Bro I love the cheese mate.
by 28 city October 7, 2020
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Cope Seethe Mald

Often used to make fun of someone for a issue usually in a game and almost always relating to skill. Although it is mostly used ironically.
Joe: "My grandmother just died"
Hector: "Cope Seethe Mald"
by ComradeRadio December 21, 2021
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cope, seethe, mald

Cope: (of a person) deal effectively with something difficult.
Seethe: (of a person) be filled with intense but unexpressed anger.
Mald: The meaning of malding in Twitch originates from two separate words 'mad' and 'balding'. Malding in Twitch chat means that you are mad and balding at the same time.

ur gay
you're so bad just go cope, seethe, mald, and proceed to cry.
by dwGYISazukdvjbens98 February 7, 2022
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Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.
Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.
by rexz April 6, 2021
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Mald seethe cope harder

Mald seethe cope harder gg ez noob cope didnt ask your mom doesn’t care
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 24, 2022
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So Mald So Bald

Mad because bald
Forsen: "Fucking maldio, so mald so bald man"
by Gachibass November 7, 2019
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