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I spicy hot lil boy but but tall and strong
Ouu Malcolm sexy man
Malcolm by Clodie February 21, 2021
he is one of the most beautiful and caring people u will ever know and he is amazingly good in bed. hes also super sexy and athletic. he cares for u more than anyone will ever care for u and helps in your darkest hour if u ever date one dont ever stop.
malcolm is amazing in bed

malcolm helped me build my fence
i have never seen someone as beautiful as malcolm
malcolm by taetae1234 September 4, 2018
The most sweetest, funniest, and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He cares for people, he's ready to beat somebody's ass when needed. He deserves so much more. He is amazing. A kawaii guy indeed! His laugh makes everyone laugh, and his smile makes a girl smile back. He's really attractive and pretty much the best friend ever.
Girl 1: "Omg I took a bunch of pictures of you Malcolm!"
Malcolm: "Why, just why? Jesus im ugly XD"
Girl 1: "No your nott!!"
Malcolm by OUO HoI March 27, 2017
malcolm is what one might call an absolute legend. he is good looking, athletic, and has lots of friends. in short you would want to meet a malcolm. he is good at pretty much everything he tries. if you trigger a malcolm (be super annoying, or be steal his belongings) you have a 99.99999999999% chance of getting your arse kicked.
malcolm by ttvurmom May 4, 2019
A retarded Jew who is terrible at rainbow six but yet he thinks he’s amazing after coming silver 5. Has a mad crush on every one of his girl friends who immediately friend zone him.
Can Malcolm come?

No he’s so annoying please don’t invite him.
Malcolm by Zack0001 December 3, 2019
Malcolm is a kind and adventurous person. He will never let you down and is very determined. They are very athletic. He is cheeky, yet very generous. Malcolms are funny and have a very fun and care - free vibe to them. He might not show it often, but Malcolms care for you very much. He will always put you in a good mood.
Tom: Have you seen that guy over there climbing up the school?

Josh: Yeah, he must be a Malcolm! Always getting himself into trouble, but I heard he’s a great friend.
Malcolm by Ambrie_x August 12, 2019