Missouri Makeout

The act of two Buttholes touching. Where person A has a butthole that touches person B’s butthole.

I can’t go to sleep unless dad gives me a Missouri Makeout.

by Dean the LifeGuard December 27, 2021

makeout buddies

when you know a chick wants you but all you do is make out with her

Dude kim wants you bad but all you do is make out with her. You are just makeout buddies

by black out July 20, 2006

Millennial Makeout

Booty cheek diving, eating the groceries, eatin’ ass

Did you get pink eye from doing the millennial makeout in Vegas?

by CocoaDarling June 9, 2021

Mummy Makeout

When you and your partner have extremely dry skin or no saliva to make out. Similar to making out with sand paper.

We hooked up last night in the cabin, but it was pretty much a mummy makeout because the air was so dry.

by CookieMonster9 February 10, 2015

Smoke Makeouts

A pick-up line used by morons when approached by a girl asking to bum a cigarette.

Hot Chicks: Hey, do you think we can bum a cig?

Scottie & Nick: Umm...no, but we can SMOKE MAKEOUTS!

Hot Chicks: Fags

Scottie & Nick: Heheheh, god we're gay

by Chipsdubbo May 3, 2010

MakeOut Slut

A female that will makeout, tease, allow hands on the breasts and crotch, grinding, fondling, and touching, but no penetration. Typically this category of female doesn't consider giving head to actually be sex.

Jim: I went out with Karen last night
Friend: Did you score?
Jim: No, I've got blue balls. She's such a makeout slut.

by MrDallasMan February 5, 2008

mini makeout

a kissing session, similar to a makeout but without using tongue. Often used among 14 year old lovers who aren't supposed to makeout with tongue yet or thinks it's gross.

We had a mini makeout session. It was so hot but we didnt use any tongue. Eeew.

by Shiver101 February 27, 2009