Real Madrid

= Worst club in the world. All fans of this half club are gays, without any football understanding. All players, who have ever played in this club are the best actors, who deserve an oscar more than Leonardo Di Caprio. Madrid is also the worst city in the whole Spain, where only homeless people eat trash and support Cristina Penaldu.

Puta Real Madrid

by Best analytic May 19, 2022

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cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"

"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"

"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"

by uncle salty May 11, 2004

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real madrid fan

Someone as small as Ronaldo
A little bit of A pussy

Are you a Real Madrid fan? Yes I am A Big pussy like Ronaldo

by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016

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mercedes madrid

bullshit, diane talamante! I know it waz you, u fuckin whore! Fuckin fuck urself wit ur fucking tissues! wait, I can't talk shit about ur man boobs cuz they got "protection" (kleenex). U r full of shit!

Diane is a fucking hater and a loner!

by -ANONYMOUS DIANE HATER! April 5, 2005

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Real Madrid

The other Hoe

Real Madrid was found on the floor overdosed on Coca reminiscing about Ronaldo

by Mo Salad April 30, 2019

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Alexander Madrid

Super nice and funny guy. Kind of a heartbreaker. Deserves a lot better than most things give him. Overall nice guy that leaves girls hanging so they still have feelings.

He just pulled an Alexander Madrid!!

by CloutClown December 22, 2019

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