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L.M.B.R

The title of the most Decorated blunt roller in your crew. Acronym for Lord Master Blunt Roller.
There can only be one L.M.B.R
by BearssFan August 5, 2010
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F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy
F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long
by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021
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L.M.T.F.A.

If you're not gonna help me when I feel bad, and just rub it all in, then just L.M.T.F.A.!
by PrincessR November 23, 2009
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l.m.f.a.o

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off. A term used when you are in tears from laughter. Used mostly on instant messaging.
Ben: I did the stupidest thing last nite, i was running down the street with Alex and I ran straight into a pole, i ran so hard i think i dinted it!

Kyle: U are such an idiot. l.m.f.a.o!
by Jessie_xxx November 21, 2005
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J.O.M.L

Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.
1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.
by Debonovich January 10, 2005
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L.M.F.A.O.

an abbreviation for saying: LAUGHING MY FUCKIN' ASS OFF
by Diego Delgadillo November 11, 2006
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r.o.f.l.m.a.o

tht was soooooooooooooooooo funny i was r.o.f.l.m.a.o
by alex rees March 7, 2007
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