Lindebang

noun; the Lindebang - the unique type of head-banging made famous by Till Lindemann, lead singer of the band Rammstein, characterized by banging one's fist on one's thigh while head-banging in a crouching position. Sometimes also referred to as the "Till-Hammer".

verb; to Lindebang, Lindebanging - to head-bang in the style of Till Lindemann

Oh man, that Rammstein concert was totally killer. I was Lindebanging so hard I broke my femur! Can I borrow some morphine?

by sidewinder7 May 22, 2012

Till Lindemann

Till Lindemann is a German singer in the best band in the world Rammstein( until he is spit out of hell and starts another band). Till enjoys pain and, his pass times include whipping himself, doing it with your GF, lighting himself on fire, bashing himself on the head with a mic, and killing anyone who opposes hisband mates(except for flake, Flake is gay)Till Lindermann is the idea of a BAMF. He challenges the definition of masculine. It is actually a myth that Chuck Noris is the biggest BA in the world. Till once beat chucks ass and thats why he is no longer the main character in any movie. After Chuck got his ass kicked Till threatened to kill him if he saw him in an other crapy movie. A bear once threatened Lindemann. Till showed him the knee pound manuver, and the bear ate its self knowing it would be a less painful way to die. Till has four kids, one's mother is not known accourding to wikipedia, this could hint, that he did infact do the dirty dirty with your girlfriend. Till is a scary man who kill you if he felt like it. North Korea stoped its nuclear program because Germany threatened to send till there with a flogging whip( Bullets cant kill him) contrary to popular beleif. Till (He hates pop music). Till ist der Meister.

Till Lindemann

by digity12345 July 24, 2009

Landesked

When you are forced to reboot your computer because landesk desktop management software is requiring you to do so. Generally happens when you have important work to do and can't wait on a slow windows reboot.

I almost finished fixing that bug, but I got landesked!

by 85Howie August 27, 2013

Linden

A name for both the male and female gender. Extremely attractive either way. Probably one of the sexiest names in the universe. Anyone named Linden is obviously awesome and hot. Especially if they are a girl.

Random Hot Guy #1: "Bro did you see that Linden chick?"
Random Hot Guy #2: "Dayuumm yeah I did.... she fine...."

Attractive Girl #1: "Did you see Linden?"
Attractive Girl #2: "He is sooo hot!"

The President: "I announce this country, the country of Linden! Because she/he is the hottest person in the world."

by A fellow Linden May 29, 2013

Linde

A crazy girl that is special

Linde is special

by Marauder101 June 8, 2018

landed

landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.

you got the job? youre landed now!

by monkeynator June 24, 2005

Maggie Lindemann

The hottest girl on the planet she's my wife , her voice is amazing, beautiful, grungy, she made an EP called Paramore you better stream it or else. She owns a clothing line called "Swixxz". Most sweetest girl on earth. She's a singer song writer.

I love Maggie Lindemann so much she's my idol forever.

by Swixxie July 27, 2021