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lurker

one who smokes your weed but never offers to smoke his or hers
"Don't let that lurker come, he never has any chron to blaze"
by RWC December 2, 2003
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Lurker

One who lurks, particularly online in chat mediums. Lurkers are fond of staying in the shadows like a spider but monitoring online chat activity all the while. Lurkers usually have a tendency to profess innocence of lurkdom, as well as offer excuses of supposed non-lurk activity when caught.
"Did you see that guy, Alan, online? Boy is HE a lurker."
by JahTheKwee88 June 30, 2015
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lurker

A lurker is a girl at a party (the ugliest bia there). The Lurker just chills pretending to drink throughout the party. She is looking for the drunkest guy there. When she finds a drunk ass guy she makes her move. usaully said guy is to drunk to resist and they bone. this is one of the worst things that can happen to a guy because they will always be remembered for banging the shit out of that fat ass bia.

P.S. a true friend warns his drunken friends that he is being lurked
Damn did you see that Gregs drunk ass almost got lurked but bobby saved him, thats a true friend.Plus she was one ugly ass lurker.
by JacobR28 April 22, 2008
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lurker

someone or something that lurkes in your personal space
a lurker is a multitude of things in our world, a lurker could be a sexy man or nasty north sea 'lurker' man, it is all random things like when a fly lands on you its 'lurking'!!

North Sea lurkers are men who are divorced and over 50. South sea lurkers are men who are under 19
Lady North sea lurkers are women who get the too many children bulge! and are over 50 and think they are cool.
by Zoe Bell July 20, 2006
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lurker

one who follows you on the slots and waits for you to go broke on a machine that hasnt paid off... then wins a shitload of money off your machine. usually in old lady form.
OMFG, that lurker just took my 1,000,000$ jackpot... the whore...
by [LOLMAN] April 11, 2006
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lurker

a zit or a pimple that "lurks" under your skin.
When I awoke this morning, I noticed a big lurker on the tip of my nose!
by Lola August 13, 2004
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lurker

Just like a creeper but with less status and less friends! Is usually alone in his creepiness thus making him a lurker!
Did you see that lurker eying Julie in the bar?!
by Heather January 31, 2005
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