Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Lumbergh

A horrible boss who has no idea how to run a buisness. (S)He has the same lame motivational phrases which become meaningless after hearing them day in and out. Also, you totally hate his/her guts for being a total tight-wad.

For more info, See Office Space.

"Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on, ohh, saturday. We need to play catch up. Oh, and you might as well come in on Sunday too. Thannnkkss.."

"I'm going to need to move you down to storage room B."

by Trevor Anderson January 18, 2005

Lubestar

A precocious, pre-pubescent male that is confused about intercourse and has been tricked into utilizing the Alabama Dry Cock on unsuspecting females.

Abby: Did you hear what Sven tried to get me to do last night?

Eddie: Yeah, he's such a lubestar.

by GolferGuy235 August 20, 2014

Lorberville

the ultimate "ville" game . . . it is called Lorberville; you earn lulz for hilarious photos and captions, then trade them for hot hogies, domestic lagers, and professional beard grooming! It's goin' ta be teh sheite, bitchez!!!

I'm going on Facebook to play Lorberville!!! I have 2 new memes and 1 lolpalin and I need me a trim and a beer!

by Chester Neckburn February 22, 2010

Lubewin

A nickname given to anyone subjected to the humiliating application of a lubricant to their forehead for comedic value.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see i completely punked alex, got lube all over his forehead.

Dude 2: You mean you punked lubewin.

Dude 1: Hehe yeh.

Alex: Hey Guys

Dudes 1 and 2: Oh hey lubewin!

by TheWhirlwind October 31, 2011

cherry lube

A lube that taste like cherry used for anal sex.

"Dan can you pass the cherry lube from the nightstand?"
"Sure Phil."

by angel bean 2000 June 7, 2016