Lumpy O'Reilly

Hottest Camel ever to grace Internet Fora, When Lumpy comes to your site you're in for a fun ride.

Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.

Man, I wish we had a Lumpy O'Reilly on our site, I'd totally dig that camel toe.

by Lumpy O'Reilly July 16, 2009

Lumpy Pumpkin

The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.

After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.

From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.

When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.

by LumpyPumpkin January 24, 2012

lumpy chicken

"Loud and clear", radio term.

"I can read you lumpy chicken, over and out".

by Les Norton Esq. June 9, 2016

lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

Lumpy spum

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018

Lumpy Peanut Butter

Accomplishing a Lumpy Peanut Butter is no walk in the park. Many have failed resulting in massive injury. The first step in completing this amazing feat requires courage. First, the male (or shemale) will stick is entire scrotum into an inhabitted wasps nest and rapidly shake and thrash about as if the person was having a seizure. Next, the person will submerge their now lumpy sack into a jar of skippies peanut butter. Finally, the person will hang closely infront of a pack of starving wolves and wave their now perfectly prepaired testicles in a taunting manner. They will ultimately be torn to shreds resulting in the greatest high of all time, otherwise known a s a super high.

Andy- Hey man i just did a Lumpy Peanut Butter!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!

by ABurrgess January 4, 2013

Lumpy Platypus

A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.

"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"

by MasterBeta2008 January 27, 2008