Lumberjackie

A very tall and masculine chick that would be a great lumberjack.

Jenn: Whoa, that chick looks like Paul Bunyan.

Gina: Yeah, that's a Lumberjackie forsure.

by xjj May 4, 2011

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

Lumber jacking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking

by Brendonious August 30, 2017

Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.

Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?

by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011

SlumberJacking

The act of dozing off while masturbating, or jerking off while asleep.

“My boyfriend’s great at slumberjacking, he really knows how to handle wood while he saws logs.”

by PostModernValkyrie June 4, 2018

Slumberjacking

Felling trees while half a sleep

I was up at 5am slumberjacking

by PunMonster April 15, 2021

Lumberjackimagery

Any noun in which lumberjack imagery is the main component.

Pronounced (luhm-ber-JAKA-ma-jree)

"Better hold the whiskey rations. We don't want the whole camp turned into a competition of Lumberjackimagery. Besides, every body knows it's not the size of the collection, but the perfection of cutting direction!?

by Weibull January 30, 2012