Ludwig

Ludwig is the sexiest fucking man alive.
He has about 1000 bitches and fucks all of 'em every single day.
His dick is bigger than your dad`s.
Watch out if you meet a Ludwig, cause he will not only steal your girl but also your money - cause he's broke as fuck.

Have you seen that sexy motherfucker over there?

Yes, that's Ludwig-

by rauschgiftrowdy September 1, 2019

Ludwigshafen

A place which smells like dog shit. You don't wan't to walk on the streets at night because you are scared of Christopher. Also every guy out of Ludwigshafen has a very small dick.

Ewww Ludwigshafen

by DieGabelLinksVomTeller March 14, 2022

The Ludwig

Peeing on a girl's couch as you leave her apartment.

Jenny was passed out drunk after we boned, so I did the Ludwig.

by k001a1d August 3, 2011

Ludington

Ludington is the place to go when you are sick of scottville, which we all know will happen. The beach always has an amazing sunset while you watch the S.S. Badger come in.

Wow, Ludington is really better than scottville

by citizen September 9, 2018

Ludwig Nidkell

adjective
of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.
"a herd of female deer"

noun
a female animal or plant.
"females may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"

verb
the act of having a lack of a male parental figure

"My name is Ludwig Nidkell"
"Oh god I' so sorry"

by POTUS Official September 12, 2022

ludwig von striceand

This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.

"i was fucking jen last night dude! it was awesome.. things were great ...until she got crazy... it went from blowing my hard cock to a ludwig von striceand.. and i didn't have calf protection....we now both have aids..and she's suffering from cancer and a concussion. and she's dead."

--**This move is often found in porn.**--

by Bobbe November 6, 2007

Dylan Ludwig

Guy with an incredibly tiny microscopic penis; roughly the size of an ant. Get's no females, and has no hustle or grind. Is a lazy fat fuck, that smells like Cheetos and onions.

Damn Dylan Ludwig, you're a faggot !

by Phxntm June 27, 2017