like lackey

a facebook friend who's only there to like your status

graham, a like lackey to zach, who's importantly popular

zach's update status: i love people to love my shit

graham likes this

by will6691 November 16, 2011

Happy Lucky Lottery

A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.

Kyle: Yo, are you going to play Happy Lucky Lottery?
Chris: No, it's a scam.

by The Real Driller April 7, 2019

Rude Lucky

When you have a one night stand and when you are done, you set the alarm clock early, take a crap on it, and get the hell out of there.

Oh my, that bitch was so terrible, I had to leave a good old rude lucky.

I thought we had a great night, but then I slammed my hand on a rude lucky.

by Frosty Johnson October 31, 2020

Lucky You

When someone is extraordinarily lucky and you are getting jealous of it. Use it when from inside you feel like saying "I Envy You !!".

Lucky you for having a new BMW !!

by m@ngo November 28, 2013

lucky boy spirit riser/lbsr

A Lucky Boy Spirit Riser is a service provided by some Escorts or high end prostitutes in which they are paid by another to seduce a man, have sex with him, make it seem natural and pretend to be horny but married, on vacation, in a relationship or otherwise unable to pursue a future relationship. Basically a one night stand. The mark cannot know this was paid for. Reasons include but are not limited to friends doing it for a friend they worry is in a deep state of depression due to an inability to have sex with women, or some tech. companies hire escorts to do this to convince engineers or scientists or executives to move to a particular area. It can also in some cases lead to blackmail. Usually only high end escorts in their late '20s to early '40s provide this service, with some acting experience, it takes education, charm and considerable intelligence to pull off. Technically not illegal as the person enjoying the sex isn't paying, so more openly indulged in than direct prostitution. Typical rates are $3-500 or more. Most women who do this have full time jobs and only do it part time.

Worried their friend may be in a deep depression, Larry and Joe decided to go halves and get Fred some much needed sex by secretly buying him an Lucky Boy Spirit Riser/LBSR Service from a woman they knew.

by Floyd Thursby 1 May 14, 2015

Lucky Pierre

The person in the middle position of a three person threesome. To achieve the status of Lucky Pierre they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.

This is not an exclusively homosexual act performed by three gentlemen. It can be performed by one lucky gentleman and two ladies, one of whom is equipped with a strap on dildo. It can be performed by two bisexual gentleman and a lady, it can even be performed by three ladies sharing two strap ons. The possibilities are numerous.

Anne, Bob and Christie decided to have the night of their dreams. As Bob fucked Anne, Christie pegged him with her strap on, and there was much rejoicing. Bob had finally become a Lucky Pierre and could now die a happy man.

by Lucky Pierre Afficionado August 14, 2012

Mitch Lucker

The greatest man on this planet. best vocalist ever? suicide silence singer

no time to fucking bleed"Mitch Lucker"

by Mike bitch October 17, 2009