Looch

(n.) A word describing a homosexual male, usually one who is "in the closet". Often used in conjunction with the suffix "Backdoor".

(v.) To perform a action of varying degrees of homosexuality. I looch, you looch, he she it looches, we looch, they looch; we are looching; looched all over

Backdoor Looch has struck again.

I just took a huge looch.

I looched all over your mom last night.

I looched that kid's bike.

by King of the Brocean Broseidon February 24, 2010

Looch

A man that has sex with a lot of women; a male slut; manwhore

Girl, I wouldn't mess around with him, he's a real looch -- he's probably got a disease or somethin'.

by kevin009 March 13, 2009

Looch

when your ball sack is bigger than your penis

tommy lee- have you seen the picture of obomas dick

pamela anderson- ew i know its a fucking looch

by GREG pooptard September 24, 2009

Loatch

retard, queer, dumbass, also snitch as fuck, can be used as a slur.

dude, Taran is such a fucking loatch

by ymhloatchheadass September 20, 2021

Looch

Super cool dude usually come from Ct

Hot Girl: "Whos that super sexy guy?"
Fduffs: "Thats my boi looch."

by joemamabaka69 October 16, 2021

Batman Lootcrate

When a large parcel is delivered to you as a gift and as you open it, a group of Samoans dressed in Batman themed costumes jumps out and rapes your ass.

Although Adam couldn't walk for days, he was ecstatic about receiving a Batman Lootcrate in his hotel room.

by Michael&Jay May 15, 2016

Dirty Looch

Getting extremely red in the face, potentially yakking in the bar restrooms, all while claiming that snowboarders can’t hang.

Woah man, you really went full Dirty Looch last night.

by WigglyPigglyZAX November 12, 2021