Lonnie

The act of performing oral sex while defecating.

The opposite of blumpkin.

Alternate spelling-Lonny.

I bet that guy will give you a lonnie.

by Vicious Masterjack January 7, 2014

Lonney

The most amazing jew in the entire world. Athletic, funny and an all around good time. Extremely hateful towards being a jew but has the hottest girlfriends on the planet. Loves metal music and the color black.

Have you met Lonney? Hes so amazing and loves everyone.

by JustU1234 October 10, 2011

Dirty lonnie

When you're an xbox player that loves big dicks in ya ass while your teammates yell words of encouragement through the headset.

Yo lonnies taking dicks while online again. "Yeah that's just dirty lonnie."

by Crackyaback April 3, 2020

Lonnie

A very stuck-up human being. Horrible foolish and an asshole. He also is very controlling and petty

Man you are such a Lonnie, stop or I will call the police.

by SadeWatersfan March 21, 2017

lonned

Of or pertaining to misfortune.

Variations include:
lon
lonning
lonnie
lonning around (completely different meaning)

1. Gerry and Gerry got lonned when they were traveling on the way to the "thing" and they got lost in the desert and Gerry ended up killing the other Gerry.

by Roost3r July 8, 2005

Lonnies

Lonnies is when your underwear (or shorts, or pants) rides up too far into your butt or crotch causing discomfort. Lonnies are very similar to a wedgie, except Lonnies happen on their own without someone pulling on your underwear. They usually happen while walking, jogging, or running causing your underwear and/or shorts to ride up into your crevices. Or, after sitting awkwardly causing your underwear to wedge between your crack and then standing up to walk.

( this word with this definition might only be a Youngstown, Ohio or black midwesterner slang. Also, this term is usually used by females but males use it too.)

I've asked several people in different cities if they knew this meaning of the word but they didn't. I asked several people from Youngstown and they all knew the meaning. Therefore, this may be a regional or cultural word. Or both.

Ex. 1. "I hate these shorts, I get Lonnies every time I get out the car!"

Ex. 2. Friend one: stands up, takes right hand and reaches around her back with her pointer finger and thumb, grasp shorts or pants (and underwear) closest to butt crack, proceeds to pull outward and downward..
Friend two: jokingly, "ugggh girl, you digging. You know a shower will take care of that!"

Friend one: "stop playing, I got Lonnies.

Ex. 3. Person 1: why are you walking like that?
Person 2: I got Lonnies!
Person 1: dig them out.
Person 2: Ill wait till I get to the car, someone might be looking!

by elldee2003 June 23, 2013

lonnie

A man who is a shitbag who can't pay for child support and is a totals dick to his kids.He puts women under the bus because he himself is jealous of not being a woman.If you meet a lonnie,be careful.

Man Lonnie's a total dick!

by Redheaded dickhed February 12, 2017